Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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