its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
I woke up under a house in Key West
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