Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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