nut hugger
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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