So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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