I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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