I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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