uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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