SEEEEXXX PLEASE
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
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