So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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