I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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