I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
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