I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
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