whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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