Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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