That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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