I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
