I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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