I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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