my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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