apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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