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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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