Sponge bath it is.
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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