im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
ugly people sure do ruin things
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Just high enough for therapy.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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