If that was your dad, he is hot
You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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