Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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