I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
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