My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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