The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.
she looked like the before picture.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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