talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
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