my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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