the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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