4 words: hood of his car
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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