Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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