I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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