Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I have tasted many bathrooms
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
there is puke in my bra ... again
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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