No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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