Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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