I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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