nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
not ubering you a puppy
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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