i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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