did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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