You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
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