he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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