The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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