Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
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