that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Randomize
