And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
He did a backflip because drugs
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