Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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