my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
Don't EVER smell your tampon
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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