? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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