i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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