I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Randomize
