Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
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